when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave
I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH
guess who just put paper in the non-recycling. nnnnYEHAWH
Looking back on this as a 20 year old, I now realise how utterly irresponsible I behaved. I apologise. I have since removed the paper and put it in the recycling. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish and reckless behaviour. I can assure you it will not happen again. I am disgusted with myself.
they should make red berry tea in tampon shaped teabags so it looks like you’re infusing your hot water with period blood
This, ladies and gentlemen is an example of a bad idea.
Talk shit all you want my teapons will make me a millionaire
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
augustus, is that you?
no he died
this scene fucked me up because he really didn’t care about being rich and powerful. he just wanted to fuck the world in the ass
This scene inspired me